An Amazing Man
Jeff's quite possibly the most amazing person I've ever met. He's got a huge cadre of friends, I've visited him in the hospital when as many as 17 people have been in the room visiting him. He's a great athlete: surfer, tennis player, point guard and 2 time Doughboy Decathlon Champion. I thought I'd share a few quick famous quotes from Jeff or about Jeff.
Jeff - I have the two worst best men in the world
Anonymous person in Pizza joint - Hey look Lemonheads
Jeff - Why don't animals have wheels? I mean, they have fins and wings and tentacles, but no wheels.
Jeff - Hide the beer it's the cops
Jeff - Phil I need you to check me for a hernia
Jeff - When we all get married we'll have to have a regular time, where we leave our wives and go do things and never tell them what we did. We'll call it Secret Time. When the wife asks what we did we'll say 'Can't tell you honey, it's Secret Time'
Jeff holding hunks of ham on the end of a pointy fork and screaming at people - Want some ham?
Jeff to Phil - No! Mine didn't survive freezing
Jeff to UCD Intramural Manager - We did not just play on that court
Jeff/Phil - Do the Scooby Doo
Phil - "A mushroom burger", Jeff - "A mushroom burger"
Rob/Phil/Jeff/Mark - Stu....Stu Rice....Uh Huh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Jeff - If I can't have pies then nobody can!