#41 - Things we (probably) wish we'd never said, or classic quotes - various
This was a real fun one to write. Probably should be printed out and read on the toilet! I'd also appreciate any others that you can think of that I excluded (for my files).
- Jeff - "Phil I need you to check me for a hernia"
- Zippy - "I got it for only $1,600 I talked him down from $1,900"
- Jeff - "When we all get married we'll have to have a regular time, where we leave our wives and go do things and never tell them what we did. We'll call it Secret Time. When the wife asks what we did we'll say 'Can't tell you honey, it's Secret Time"
- Most everybody at some point - "Zippy you suck at hoops!"
- Rob/Phil/Jeff/Mark - "Stu....Stu Rice....Uh Huh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
- Everybody - "Do you know the Muffin Man....."
- Jeff/Phil - "Do the Scooby Doo"
- Jeff to Phil - "No! Mine didn't survive freezing"
- Phil to Jeff - "You took forever, I counted 6 songs while you were in there"
- Jeff to UCD Intramural Manager - "We did not just play on that court"
- Phil - "A mushroom burger", Jeff - "A mushroom burger"
- Phil to manager of Eppies - "These are too shoes!" (had a Kleenex box on one foot and a paper bag on the other)
- Kid on bike - "Don't go getting all loopy on me!"
- Luis way too many times - "I'm getting married...to him. We're going to adopt!"
- Minister to Jeff and Phil - "No, because you're both men"
- Group in Vegas - "Never Again....."
- Craig for years - "I never get hangovers!" When pressed "Sometimes I wake up with a headache, or an upset stomach or just feeling crappy, but that's not a hangover"
- Fan by Jeff and I - "You ugly Worthy, you ugly...."
- Another fan - "DJ, DJ. DJ....", DJ to fan - "What!" Fan to DJ - "How's it going?"
- Ant on first meeting Zippy turns to Jeff and says - "Where did you find this guy?"
- Lady at the Blarney Stone to Jeff - "You look like and old man"
- Anonymous person in Pizza joint - "Hey look Lemonheads"
- Jeff holding hunks of ham on the end of a pointy fork and screaming at people - "Want some ham?"
- Jeff - "I have the two worst best men in the world"
- Jeff - "Hide the beer it's the cops"
- Pete J to Jeff and Phil - "From the flyers I can tell you've spent a great deal of your adult life getting drunk"