#44 - Hoop It Ups - 1992-1996
Before the Decathlon there was Hoop-It-Up our annual sojourn to San Jose (and once to Sac) for basketball and depravity. A few memories:
- 1995 - Jeff and Luis wake up after passing out drunk in a parking garage
- 1995 - Jeff looking for pies in the San Jose Live kitchen, not finding them and trying to lock the cabinets saying 'If I can't have pies nobody will"
- 1994 - Jeff speaking in tongues. locking himself in the bathroom and somehow breaking the toilet top
- 1995 - Doughboys vs. the Skywalking Dunkmasters, the only meeting ever of two of our teams
- 1993 - Jeff vomiting in the bushes outside the Brass Rail
- 1993 - Jeff not returning to Zo's apartment and missing his ride to Sacramento
- 1994 - Craig, Phil, Pete and Jeff repeatedly hurling their bodies against a cement wall outside San Jose Live in a futile attempt to knock it over. The next morning waking up and wondering why they were so sore
- 1992 - The Doughboy's victory in the Loser/Loser bracket by the amazing score of 8-6 after 30 minutes of playing time.
- 1995 - Luis, Jeff and Craig putting the plants and furniture in the elevator and sending it to the lobby
- 1992 - Phil and Jeff getting a ticket for relieving themselves in public, 4 feet from a cop
- 1995 - Jeff and Phil sleeping in Denny's while being pelted with food from the neighboring diners
- 1992 - Jeff insisting on sleeping on the porch of the waitress that we shared a cab ride home with, her lesbian lover coming out and screaming at Jeff
- 1993 - Jeff speaking in tongues, passing out in Jim's bathroom and being found the next AM in the back of Jim's truck
- 1993 - Drinking snifters of Kamikazes at the Black Watch
- 1993 - Brian giving his underwear to the bachelorette party at the Black Watch
- 1993 - Singing the Carter is the Muffin Man song in the back of the truck
- 1992 - The lights going out in the middle of Phil, Jeff, Craig and Brian's Karaoke act
- 1993 - "Why is your team named $1,500 vacuum cleaner?" We explained Zippy's strange purchase of a $1,500 vacuum cleaner and the man responded "No way! What were you thinking man???"