#46 - Sometimes it hurts to be a friend - Various Events
4) 1983 - Jeff walked into my dorm room and I yelled "Think quick!" and rifled a dart at him. It stuck about 2 inches deep in his bicep.
9) 1983 - I' m asleep in my dorm room and hear the lock on the door being picked. In sneak Jeff and Pete with a small baggie in their hand. They are wearing gloves. They reach into the baggie and take out what looks to be a weed and start to rub it all over my roommate's bed. I sit up and ask what they are doing. They are shocked to see me having thought the room was empty. Turns out they were rubbing poison ivy all over his bed.
17) 1997 - Bajamar Trip - Jeff, Dan, Craig and I head to Ensenada for some fun. We enter a bar and people are dancing on the dance floor. Jeff immediately runs from across the bar and dives headfirst onto the dance floor. He slides across it like a penguin on an ice flow and takes out about 5 dancers at the knees. Craig, Dan and I then take turns trying to mimic his amazing slide with no luck we can't slide more than 2-3 feet. Jeff made it at least 20 across the entire length of the dance floor (another Amazing Power of Jeff).
I could go on and on. But I think it's clear....Sometimes it hurts to be a friend.