Jeff Cadle

After college Jeff was living and working in So Cal and so Luis and I arranged to meet him half way up the state for a weekend of fun. Jeff brought along his friend from work Goober (no idea his real name) who was absolutely shocked at the level of depravity to which we stooped as we proceeded to have one of the all time classic hell weekends EVER!

Where to begin? The first night we arrived and had no clue where to go for a good time so we hit the graduate and decided to use the lines "Is that your real hair?" or "Did you use a crimping iron to get that affect?" As we got more and more hammered Jeff and Luis worked up a little routine. They'd approach women and then alternating by word who spoke would say "We, were wondering if you would like to have a threesome...With us!" The shocked responses were classic. We eventually left the graduate and as we walked down the street we'd pass through groups of women and Luis would point to them as we passed and say fairly loudly "Ugly, ugly, ugly, hmmmm not bad!" Needless to say he wasn't popular. We ended up at Denny's where I got it in my head that Luis had stolen all my money. I was very frustrated and kept telling Luis, "Luis give me my money, give me my money." I couldn't hit him cuz he's my friend, turns out he didn't steal my money. We were all very hammered and so we headed back to Motel 6. At some point I hopped out of the car at a stop sign to go talk to some dangerous looking people with a guitar. Jeff tracked me down and got me back in the car.

The next day we spent at Morro Bay and ate great fish tacos at a little shack we discovered. That night things got wild! We started and ended at a Mexican restaurant with a dance floor. Not sure the details of how or what we drank but things got really ugly. Luis passed out in the restroom of the restaurant. Not just passed out but he had vomited black charcoal like stuff and was laying on the floor in the locked stall. I had to go to the car and pass out. Goober and Jeff drug Luis out of the bar and saw a cop, so they tossed him in the bushes. Goober then went to get the car. He drove to get Jeff and Luis, Jeff leapt into the car and took off. His reasoning that he needed to turn the car around. So Jeff proceeds to get lost, when I wake up. I sit up and startle Jeff who had no clue I was sleeping in the back. Between the two of us after about 45 minutes we found our way back to the restaurant. We picked up Luis and Goober drove us back to Motel 6. We got there and Luis has now awoke and stormed in the room and slammed the door shut and passed out on the bed. When he slammed the door shut the lock broke and our keys no longer worked so Goober, Jeff and I were locked out. I exploded, I started kicking and kicking the door with all my might. Finally a lady came out downstairs and asked us to be quiet. I screamed at her "Get back in your room and go to bed!!!" Goober and Jeff took this moment to sneak away to the car to sleep there. I noticed that the window was open, so I peeled back the screen and climbed in. The next morning Jeff and Goober couldn't understand why I hadn't came and got them to let them in.

The next day we went to a sandwich shop to eat before we all left and two girls walked in and saw Luis and said "Hi Luis!" and laughed and laughed. We were all at a loss as to who they were or how they new Luis. Finally they realized this. Turns out at the Mexican Restaurant Luis had talked with them for hours and had promised to teach one of them how to sail.

I've left our numerous things but I think you can get the flavor of the weekend.