Jeff Cadle

These two parties were a blast for different reasons:

Psych Club Party - Matt. Dan, Jeff and I somehow heard about a party that the Psychology Club was having at an apartment. We decided to crash it. We arrived to find a room full of about 10-15 of the biggest, most boring geeks that you have ever met. We took over the party! In our usual manner we proceeded to get trashed. At one point Matt was taking big spoonfuls of bean dip and hurling them across the room at other party goers. He was also tossing it behind the refrigerator. It was a 2 story apartment with an open loft. Dan went up to the 2nd floor and was pouring beer on the heads of the other party goers. Somehow we smashed their kitchen table. I approached a small timid meek Asian girl and asked her to dance then when she started to dance I simply stood there in front of her and did the pelvic thrust. Her friends came and joined her, so I as I stood an did the pelvic thrust I was surrounded by little, meek, timid Asian girls dancing around me. We basically showed up, uninvited totally got stinking drunk, trashed their apartment, threw food and bean dip against the walls on the furniture and at the people, broke their furniture, dumped beer on them and were as obnoxious as we could be. Finally we were leaving and the person whose apartment it was stopped us and said "You guys are great, can I get you phone number? I gotta get you guys to the rest of our parties."

Crew Party - Another party I don't have a clue how we discovered. Dan, Jeff and I were already hammered when we crashed the party which was for the UC Davis crew team (which we found out while we were at the party). We didn't make a good impression when I drove up to the party, over the curb onto their front lawn and parked about 3 feet in front of their front door, people scattering as I did so. Since we knew nobody we started out at the keg. Alcohol happened. We got even more trashed. The three of us surrounded the keg and started to chant "Crew sucks, Crew sucks, Crew sucks" over and over again. Needless to say this was not a hit with the Crew Team whose party it was. A girl came over to get us to stop and Dan reached down grabbed the keg and in a show of amazing alcohol induced strength picked it up on his shoulder, ran across the yard and threw it over the fence. Jeff and I went inside with the girl. We spoke for a while and she agreed to pierce our ears. We were walking upstairs with her, Dan ran in and said "Has she ever pierced someone's ear before?" Her reply "I did my dog" Jeff and I walked back downstairs. We went to the kitchen and raided the fridge for bottled beer. Eventually we were met by several of the crew team members who weren't happy with us. One in particular wanted to fight me. I was all for it! Dan and Jeff grabbed me and tore me away from the guy and dragged me out the front door. We sped off into the night taking out a large amount of their front yard on the way.

So the Psych Club loved our drunken madness, the Crew Team did not. Gave me a lot more respect for Psych geeks than it did for the Crew guys.